Güegüense

Your blog on the stupid things white people do is hilarious!! I'm Guatemalan and me and my other Spanish friends talk about white people making fools of themselves all the time! Don't get me wrong, some of my best friends are white but just some of the things they do are like really?!? like dancing. Me and my Spanish friend went to a party last night and we were making fun of the white people that can't dance (; keep up the funny! from Anonymous

Well on  the topic of dancing, this reminds me of the time my boyfriend and I were in El Salvador with the group. He is Salvadorean and loves to dance merengue. The last night there we went to a small club and there was alot of salsa music. Another friend of mine, she’s also Mexican was trying to teach my boyfriend some fancy turns so we could dance salsa.

Then out of nowhere this white girl from our group grabs him and tries teaching him how to dance. I was laughing from far away. I was like girl you have no rhythm and you think you can show him how to dance.

OMG! He was so embarrassed but too polite to tell her to fuck off because he knew how to dance.


I Guess It’s Lockdown Time


 

Demonstrations in Managua: December 3, 2011

 

This message is being issued to alert U.S. citizens to demonstrations that have been planned for the morning of Saturday, December 3rd in Managua.

 

Political opposition and civil society groups are planning a march in protest of the recent national elections.  The march is scheduled to begin at 9:00 a.m. at the Rotonda Centroamerica and end at the Supreme Electoral Council headquarters near the Rotonda Metrocentro.

 

Typically, protests in Managua take place at major intersections or rotundas.  Activities observed during past protests include, but are not limited to, the use of tear gas, rubber bullets, fireworks, rock-throwing, tire burning, road blocks, bus/vehicle burning and physical violence between members of rival political parties.  Police have often been slow to respond, and reluctant to interfere in violent confrontations between rival political factions. 


I’m also stupid, sometimes

So my accent, I speak Spanish with a Chicana dialect, sometimes fucks me over and some people (taxi drivers) try to take advantage of me.

In order to avoid this I usually do counterintuitive things like take the shittiest taxi in sight.

You know, I get on and just try to avoid the fact that the engine light is on, or that the car smells like its leaking gas, or that the back bumper might be completely missing.

I figure, his car is so fucked up he is desperate to give people taxi rides at decent prices.

I mean it doesn’t matter if the driver is half blind, literally with only one eye.

He’ll take me where ever I need to go for 22 cordobas or less (the equivalent of U$1)

I also try to get into taxi’s with only old drivers. You know like grandfather or great grandfather status.

I figured they are just trying to make a living and won’t consider mugging me.

Unlike younger taxi drivers that can try to take advantage of me.

I’ve been lucky enough to not be in an accident while in a taxi.

I don’t want to jinx this too early but I’m going to continue to use these standards when getting into taxi’s.

P.S. One of my biggest pet peeves is getting into a taxi with the other students and then they immediately think its ok to talk english.

Like wtf! I don’t want this guy to know I can speak English.

I usual respond in spanish in hopes that the guy won’t think of me as someone from the US.

Damn white kids why do you always have to break my cover.


Just for giggles

I was walking with one of the (white) guys the other day through the park talking about their false sense of security, and out of nowhere some of the guys at the park start yelling:

Ey! Ey! Justin Beiber! Justin Beiber! Goodnight.

I couldn’t (and still cannot) keep a straight face. I was like wow, you are being compared to a teenage boy that looks like a girl. I mean he doesn’t look like Justin Beiber, he just happens to be white, blonde haired, and blue eyed. I think what makes it more hilarious for me is because I know his personality. He is a very serious econ/poli sci/ debate team kind of guy.

I also get the sudden urge to call him Justin Beiber.


I’m planning to get that tatted on my body as a reward to finishing my research paper.
The artist that is doing it is really good at what he does and has clean facilities.
Our academic advisor recommended this place to us.
I want to get my mom’s name (in the body that leads to the tail) as well as my sisters initials and mine (in the tail feathers)
I’m getting it for $150 and it’ll go from my hip to my thigh.
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I’m planning to get that tatted on my body as a reward to finishing my research paper.

The artist that is doing it is really good at what he does and has clean facilities.

Our academic advisor recommended this place to us.

I want to get my mom’s name (in the body that leads to the tail) as well as my sisters initials and mine (in the tail feathers)

I’m getting it for $150 and it’ll go from my hip to my thigh.

Any thoughts?


do you have any more stories about the white girls acting like fools? from Anonymous

Plenty. Most of the time it just involves the false sense of security they have while traveling abroad.

Personally for me no matter how good an opportunity might seem I would approach it with caution but some girl who is doing her project on turtles decided that she would sail off to the ocean with some strangers to go dig up turtle nest and camped out on the island. This island was about 2hrs away from land in the middle of no where (Pearl Keys).

I mean it sounds cool and all but if shit goes down who’s going to hear you scream? the turtles?

I’ll think of more and post them up.


Questions and Distractions!

I know almost all of us are on stress mode right now because it just so happens to be finals week wherever you may be.

Or like me might have a research paper due in exactly one week.

The solution.

I’ve allowed questions to be asked.

I even allowed anonymous mode.

If the questions get out of hand then I will disable it.

But for now I think the questions can provide alot of much needed humor during this stress period.

I’ll try to answer them when I need a break from my paper.

Much love,

Angeliquita


I’m getting more impatient

I want to go home already

I miss my mom’s home cooking

I miss my spicy Mexican food.

I woke up dreaming about a nice plate of posole.

and I miss warm showers!

Water is scarce in Nicaragua. The government lets everyone with access to water have it until only 10am. Those that are lucky and can afford a water tank fill it while water is accessible. So I let the water sit in the tank until about 2pm and then shower with lukewarm water. It’s better than showering at 8am with freezing water (I think the water comes from the lake or ocean)!!

I mean I love my family here but I think that my legs have been mutilated enough by mosquito bites (pictures up soon).

I also have a reaction to bug bites where my skin around the area of the bite swells up. Not cute.

I have to spray RAID in my room at night to prevent being eaten alive while I sleep.

The weather is still at 90degrees!

I forgot what it feels like to wear sweaters for winter or cuddle under a blanket for warmth.

I can’t wait to be home for christmas.

I miss my Mexican tamales, my tortillas de maiz that aren’t the size of my face, and CHEESE!

I can’t eat milk products abroad because most of them are whole milk or unpasteurized and they make my tummy sick.

My host family has been good about making sure I don’t get sick off the food. This just means that most of my food tends to be bland.

White rice and beans for 4 months, not so yummy now.

I miss diversity.

I realize how priveldged I am to have diversity in my life.

Diversity in languages, cultures, food!

I miss my Indian, Thai, and Salvadorean food.

I miss hearing people talk Spanglish.

I also miss fresh air.

Today is trash day and on trash day if your trash does not make onto the dump truck most people burn it. (YES THIS IS EXTREMELY BAD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT)

So now the air is polluted and smells like shit.

Oh well, two more weeks until I go home.

P.S. I am going to stop tagging this with Nicaragua in case my study abroad groups follows the Nicaragua tag on tumblr.


Fcuk! (spelled incorrectly to avoid being reprimanded)

Nature finally got the best of me.

It fucked up my Macbook charger :(

The plastic on the charger melted from the heat!

Now I have to either pay $160!!! for a new one or suffer the next 9 days writing my 25-30 page research paper on a 199X desktop.

FML

I am not about to spend 160$ for a charger, my Macbook thankfully has insurance. I’ll have to wait until I get back to the US to get a new one.

For now I’ll borrow someone else’s.

It just makes me wonder how other students/teachers/other people that use computers do it.

Oh wait, computers here are only for the most privileged.

That means that even the most privileged can afford a mac charger I can’t.

Being poor student abroad sucks.



I thought some of you might want to look at a picture of the characters in this drama.
There are more brown faces because some of our host family members in  El Salvador are in the picture . This day we were at Radio Victoria, a  community radio station, helping with the schedule of the day.
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I thought some of you might want to look at a picture of the characters in this drama.

There are more brown faces because some of our host family members in El Salvador are in the picture . This day we were at Radio Victoria, a community radio station, helping with the schedule of the day.